People say silence is golden. i say silence is crap! almost 2 weeks since my beloved 32G iPod Touch has been stolen. My life has lost its meaning, and my life no longer plays a constant soundtrack. the silence has been completely agonizing! now, some of you may be thinking i am being a tad dramatic, i mean, we shan't attach ourselves to material posessions and whatnot, but nothing compares to the joy i got from my iPod.
Example 1: Driving
driving is now no longer a fun adventure, but a chore. i hate driving. before i used to be able to put together my "On the Go" playlist of all the songs i wanted to hear, and then bump of my favorite jams and scare the uptight white people who see this little brown chick belting out her favorite songs with the wondows rolled down of her blue/green corrola. (oh how i love disturbing the peace and quiet of the snooty rich white neighborhoods).
Example 2: Work
as you can read in Brain Spillage #2: Work Work Workerson, my job blows. this is actually my last week here (supposedly) and my days are now filled with emailing my resume to as many hiring companies i saw on craigslist as possible. anyone who has ever been on the job hunt knows how tedious this process can be. now, 2 weeks ago, i had no problem doing this, as i had my trusty iPod to fill my mind with sweet melodies and inspire me to write compelling emails to potential employers. now, theres just silence. i also can't watch reruns of my favorite shows off youtube, download new music, or watch rented movies off my iPod while i should be booking Jillian's bikini wax appointments and last minute nail fills.
Example 3: Being at Home
for those of you who know me, when im spending time at home im either watching tv, cooking, or sleeping. these activites keep me from going insane and having to socialize with my parents, who are becoming more and more annoying as the days go by (except my dad, hes awesome...). when i would take a nap, i would put my iPod on its dock and play my Sleepytime Mix to drift off into dream land. When i would cook, i would use the betty crocker app to make deliciousness. and when watching tv, i would play amateur surgeon during commercials, or when watching Glee (the best show ever) i would buy the songs immediatley.
Now, i cant do any of these things. my quality of life has plundered and i am slowly sinking into obscurity....
on the bright side, i went to a Giants game yesterday. one of the benefits of living in the bay area. of course being there made me appreciate my favorite baseball team. and NO, its not the Giants. GO A's!!!!! Note to Self: Next time I'm at a Giants game, I must wear my A's gear. Second Note to Self: Get A's gear. LOL
I must depart now, the demands of being a receptionist are high today. Jillian is in Washington D.C. and cannot for some odd reason get a hold of her driver to pick her up. So us, in California, have to track him down for her. Ridiculous!
theives should have their hands cut off....
A.A.K.
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