Brain Spillage #18: dun dun DUNNNN!!!

basically, this is what is going on...

LIFE IS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if i would have known that unemployment sucks so much i would have begged my boss to not lay me off. It has been exactly ONE WEEK since my descent into the statistic of unemployed brown Americans. Don't get me wrong. At first, waking up late, doing whatever i wanted, and watching tv all day was great, but after day 2 i was ready to assassinate myself. i feel so useless and irritable. Even as im misspelling words in this blog, that annoying little red line under the letters is driving me nuts. AND with all this free time i still haven't even managed to get an awesome tan....

but i do have some things to report.....this past weekend. OH GOD! where to begin????

well, it all starts friday night with an A's game. (and yes they won, unlike the giants. haha. really? lost to the dodgers?? BAHAHA!). so now that i am now legally able to buy alcohol, me and my buddy javier ended up getting pretty buzzed at the game, which made Coco Crisp a lot funnier than it would regularly be. saturday, BOOT! omg! have you ever had a boot of beer? it is absolutely insane. i felt like i was gonna die, especially when it started getting all psychotic on me and bubbling and whatnot. saturday night..my party. i will not get into details, but lets say i woke up wearing different clothes, very upset, and having only slept like 4 hours. sunday..PRIDE! the gay pride parade was insane! i saw more naked men than i have in my life, but once again, the booze helped lubricate (!!) the situation and it was an awesome time. especially dancing to Bulletproof with my sister and cousin with it BLARING from the speaker right next to us. pretty awesome! i love living in the bay area...

now, i must get back to checking my dad's email. he cant even turn on the computer. LOL. urgh, and trying to find a new job. i need more moneys!! i have shows to go to, shoes to buy, and weekends to live up!

michael scott just burned his foot on a george foreman grill. :)

A.A.K.

p.s. has anyone ever loved someone, got over it, and then realized you were just lying to yourself?

Brain Spillage #17: Life in Silence

People say silence is golden. i say silence is crap! almost 2 weeks since my beloved 32G iPod Touch has been stolen. My life has lost its meaning, and my life no longer plays a constant soundtrack. the silence has been completely agonizing! now, some of you may be thinking i am being a tad dramatic, i mean, we shan't attach ourselves to material posessions and whatnot, but nothing compares to the joy i got from my iPod.

Example 1: Driving
driving is now no longer a fun adventure, but a chore. i hate driving. before i used to be able to put together my "On the Go" playlist of all the songs i wanted to hear, and then bump of my favorite jams and scare the uptight white people who see this little brown chick belting out her favorite songs with the wondows rolled down of her blue/green corrola. (oh how i love disturbing the peace and quiet of the snooty rich white neighborhoods).

Example 2: Work
as you can read in Brain Spillage #2: Work Work Workerson, my job blows. this is actually my last week here (supposedly) and my days are now filled with emailing my resume to as many hiring companies i saw on craigslist as possible. anyone who has ever been on the job hunt knows how tedious this process can be. now, 2 weeks ago, i had no problem doing this, as i had my trusty iPod to fill my mind with sweet melodies and inspire me to write compelling emails to potential employers. now, theres just silence. i also can't watch reruns of my favorite shows off youtube, download new music, or watch rented movies off my iPod while i should be booking Jillian's bikini wax appointments and last minute nail fills.

Example 3: Being at Home
for those of you who know me, when im spending time at home im either watching tv, cooking, or sleeping. these activites keep me from going insane and having to socialize with my parents, who are becoming more and more annoying as the days go by (except my dad, hes awesome...). when i would take a nap, i would put my iPod on its dock and play my Sleepytime Mix to drift off into dream land. When i would cook, i would use the betty crocker app to make deliciousness. and when watching tv, i would play amateur surgeon during commercials, or when watching Glee (the best show ever) i would buy the songs immediatley.

Now, i cant do any of these things. my quality of life has plundered and i am slowly sinking into obscurity....




on the bright side, i went to a Giants game yesterday. one of the benefits of living in the bay area. of course being there made me appreciate my favorite baseball team. and NO, its not the Giants. GO A's!!!!! Note to Self: Next time I'm at a Giants game, I must wear my A's gear. Second Note to Self: Get A's gear. LOL

I must depart now, the demands of being a receptionist are high today. Jillian is in Washington D.C. and cannot for some odd reason get a hold of her driver to pick her up. So us, in California, have to track him down for her. Ridiculous!





theives should have their hands cut off....









A.A.K.

Brain Spillage #16 I SUCK AT LIFE

my darlings! i apologize. I have not written a blog in 2 MONTHS! i am the worst most horrible person alive!

apologies aside, A LOT has happened in these 2 months. let me try to backtrack. hmm..

March: nothing exciting really happened in march. i was doing the usual, school and work. pretty lame. i think the only thing exciting that happened this month was that i bought a new car. i think. im not sure. im have bad memory.

April: was awful. i was heartbroken the whole month and felt like a total drag. i think i gained like 5 pounds in april. it was horrible. i wish to never relive this month or wish the sadness of this month upon anyone. heartbreak is terrible.

May: SCHOOLS OUT! WHOOOOO!!! passed every class with flying colors (not a hard thing to do when you're a genius like me). Also, i got to see PARAMORE, my number 2 favorite band of all time. it was an amazing show. if you havent heard them before, i recommend you do so. My crazy boss (as seen on brain spillage #1) decided that she doesn't need me anymore as she needs to use my salary to fuel her designer shoe and bag addiction, so I am currently in my last week of work and still on the job hunt. i applied for a job at this detox place. it coincides with my major and it seems like something i would enjoy.

hmm..what else has happened. oh yeah! i had a BABY! JUST KIDDING! LOL. im 20! come on! i dont even have a degree yet! i can barely take care of myself!

June! june is the best month ever! i mean, it starting to get warm, people are starting their tans, school is out, and it is the month that holds the most important day in the history of mankind. MY BIRTHDAY! this year i am turning 21, and i fear the world is not ready for me to be. but its alright, who cares! more deets coming on the birthday celebration later. i am a little busy right now shopping online for beginner chess books for my boss's son. yup. all in a days work.

i promise not to falter on my blog again, and keep you all posted of my crazy life. must get back to job hunting/being my boss's slave.






cranberry juice and hot cheetos,


A.A.K.